You guys and gals know I love a good, bust-your-gut joke. Well here is Tuesday's rip-roaring hoots! Enjoy!!!
A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife. "What the hell are you two doing" demanded the husband. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
A guy was asked why he married a sadist. He said: "Beats me."
Exhausted from a long day at work, a business executive arrived home to find his wife in bed with a neighbor. "That's it!" stormed the husband. "If you're in bed screwing my wife, I'm going next door to sleep with yours!" "Go ahead," replied the neighbor. "The rest will do you good."
Q: What are the 3 words you never want to hear when making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"
Cheers!!
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LOL!! *rim shot* "Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week."
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, very funny BBG! Honey I'm home. She replys " come on in we've started without you!"
ReplyDeleteUh oh.
ReplyDeleteMimi, please don't shoot me. I love you dearly. Please, I beg forgiveness for not visiting you for awhile. I promise, promise, promis to come visit you very soon. Cheers Darling!!
ReplyDeleteJoJo - You freaking crack me up! We need to meet to have a couple of - well, a nice long chat. Hahaha. Cheers!!
ReplyDeleteBeverly - If it is Vincent in the bed with me, hubby ain't invited!!!!! Cheers!!
the last one made me laugh
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