The Queen's Meme: The Firsts Meme (a totally random and useless meme about firsts)

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?  Eewwweee!!  You're good looking



2. Where did you go on the very first vacation of your life?  To my granna Maggie's house in Fayetteville, NC.


3. Open the door of your refrigerator. What is the first thing you see?  Milk


4. Tell us about your first kiss OR your last first date.  Do your parents count?


5. If you had wings to fly about the universe, where is the first place you'd land?  Down someones pants, but I am not at liberty to say who.
 
6. What is the first thing you do when you get in your car?  Close the door.


7. What is the first thing you ever said to your firstborn?  To my only born I said, "OMG!  I have a baby girl.  Your beautiful!


8. What is the last thing you heard about your first love? He got married.
 
9. If you had created the world in seven days yourself, what would you have created on the First Day?  I don't know, but I can tell you what I wouldn't have created.


10. What is the first song in your IPOD or song list?  I don't own an IPOD.  But, if I did my first song would be In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel.


11. What is the first tangible thing you lost that you could never find again?  My 10,000 dollar engagement ring which was worth 20,000 dollars.  But I didn't actually lose it.

12. Who is your favorite First Lady of all time?  Without question - Eleanor Roosvelt.  My first second - Michelle Obama.

13. Post a link to your first blog post.  I think I deleted my first blog.

14. When was the last time you needed FirstAid?  Puleeze, I need 1stAid everyday.

15. Can you explain what a first down is in football?  Yes, that's when you successfully gain 10 yards with each play.  Duh?


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WIMBLEDON! WIMBLEDON! WIMBLEDON!!!!!!

A NEW STORYLINE

I'm not much of a writer, but I have been thinking about a new storyline for Bobby's life after Major Case and I am going to try my hand and mind (don't everyone laugh at the same time - hahaha), too.  I am in a rush, doctor's appointment.  But, will begin either today or tomorrow.  Cheers Everyone!!

WELL, WHAT HAVE I MISSED?

New templates!  Wow, now JoJo you know I going to have a blast changing my blog every week.  Hahaha.  School is FINALLY finished.  YIPEE!!  Paradoxically, I am mentally exhausted, but at the same time I feel exhilarated.  Wow, what a ride that was!  I'm so HAPPY to be back - somewhat - in blogsphere.  My mind and my body need rest, but life won't let me right now.  Still some things to get done.  Lessons learned along the journey:  (1) NEVER, but NEVER put off til tomorrow what you need to do today - ha, that's a good one, (2) true self-acceptance and self-love, (3) how to overcome fear, (4) that when I give up trying to control people, situations and circumstances, life becomes a whole lot easier, lighter, a breeze and fun, (5) if you are living, there ain't nothing that LIFE won't demand from you.  Cheers!!

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

I do not believe that a woman has to have children to be a mother.  ALL women are mothers; are endowed with feminine power!  I had a co-worker who was not able to conceive, but she had such a beautiful spirit.  She would have made an amazing mother.  All women should embrace their innate power - not just for one day, but EVERYDAY!  Women are phenomenal.  We have the power to heal and transform the world.  We must take responsibility for the healing of our mental, physical, emotional and spiritual selves.  Let us define for ourselves who we are.  We must no longer accept crap from ourselves nor from anyone else. We need to love ourselves and each other.  Cheers!!

P. S. To all the Vixens (with the Prince at the helm, of course!)

THE QUEEN'S GRATITUDE MEME

Sometimes life hands you pomegranates. You get wiser. Sometimes life hands you that icky lemonade. You get stickier. Sometimes life hands you a boatload of people who either enhance your journey in lovely ways or rock the boat off course just for the hell of it. You get an oar and row in your own direction. It happens to all of us. Either way, there's gratitude to be found if you're willing to look. Sometimes the conflicts are indeed blessings in disguise - you just don't know it yet. Sometimes the storm IS the thing you will one day bless while you wait for calmer seas.

Maybe not today, but someday.

So find some patience and hang on.

We all have something to be grateful for one way or another.

I found a few things this week. I hope you did too.



The Gratitude Meme



1. What are you most grateful for when you first wake up in the morning?  The gift/blessing of breath.



2. What are you most grateful for when you go to bed at night?  To be able to lay my head down on a soft pillow - that I have a bed to sleep in.



3. Who is the person who has had the most influence on your life?  My mother.



4. Is there someone you'd like to thank for something special they did for you but haven't yet? Take the time to do it in this meme.  I would like to thank Sam for being a good friend.



5. Who was your favorite or least favorite teacher?  Gosh, I can't even remember his name, but what he said to me determined my career path.  Graduation was near and he went around the room giving each student a little tidbit about life and their character - a kind of proverb/adage/axiom - if you will.  When my turn came, he said to me, "Michelle, I know you have a bone to pick with this world."  Well, wouldn't you know!!!!  That's why I became a social worker.  To ensure social justice, to enhance people's lives, to advocate for those who can't advocate for themselves.  Because I believe in man's/woman's innate worth and dignity and their right to express themselves as they deem. 

If you could talk to them now, what would you say?  Thank you.



6. Do you say grace at mealtime?  Yes, when I remember.



7. Name one thing you take for granted everyday.  Probably the fact that I can breathe on my own without any assistance from a machine.  Or, that I can walk, talk, hear, see, taste, smell and touch without any problems.



8. Have you ever looked back at your life and realized that something you thought was a bad thing was actually a blessing in disguise?  Yes.  I won't go into detail, though.



9. What are the top five things you are most grateful for in your life?  That's very, very dificult for me to say.  But, what I am most grateful for - is the BREATH OF LIFE!!!!!!

To play along with the Queen's Meme, please go to http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/ to find out how to play.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE - REALLY!

You guys and gals know I love a good, bust-your-gut joke.  Well here is Tuesday's rip-roaring hoots!  Enjoy!!!

A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife.  "What the hell are you two doing" demanded the husband.  His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

A guy was asked why he married a sadist.  He said: "Beats me."

Exhausted from a long day at work, a business executive arrived home to find his wife in bed with a neighbor.  "That's it!" stormed the husband.  "If you're in bed screwing my wife, I'm going next door to sleep with yours!"  "Go ahead," replied the neighbor.  "The rest will do you good."

Q:  What are the 3 words you never want to hear when making love?
A:  "Honey, I'm home!"

Cheers!!