Laughter is the Best Medicine

A couple is lying in bed.  The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world," the woman says, "I'll miss you."

What's the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?  365 used condoms are VERY good year!!

What does Bill Gates' wife say to him when they make love?  "Oh, Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT."

There are FOUR kinds of SEX:
House Sex -- where you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
Bedroom Sex -- after you've been married for awhile, you only have sex in the bedroom.
Hall Sex -- after you've been married for many, many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say, "FUCK YOU."
Courtroom Sex -- when your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.