How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? What kind of insurance do you have?How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes hime three visits.
How many real estate agents does it take to change a lilght bulb? Ten, but we'll accept eight.
How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? We don't know yet, we're still waiting for a part.
How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it really gets screwed.How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? 1.67.
How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What kind of answer did you have in mind?
How many skateboarders does it take to change a lilght bulb? One, dude!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
How many gay rights activists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but they would probably prefer to have track lighting instead.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in and two to write a song about it.
How many Yale students does it take to change a light bulb? None, New Haven looks better in the dark.
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one not to change it. How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Dont' worry about the changes. We'll fake it!
How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows; they all scatter when the light comes on.
How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to say, "I could have done that."
How many dyslectics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to ladder the hold and the other to bulb in the screw.
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I kept thinking I had my favorite one and then the next one was even better
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